These pretzels are making me thirsty.

lol, talk about random.

Delores!!

Dear *,

I really wished you hadn't asked me out.
I'm not into you, you know?
I hate having to make up boyfriends to get out of situations like this.
Sorry.

PP.

LOL.

Don't Cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?

Apparently, more than 50% of women wear the wrong bra for their puppies.

Yay for the educational value of the Oprah show.

[quote:58c4c12134="PolythenePam"]Apparently, more than 50% of women wear the wrong bra for their puppies.

Yay for the educational value of the Oprah show.[/quote:58c4c12134]

yep, but american talk shows seem to suggest that there bra is right, the puppies need fixing.

Simon from american idol has paid for all his girl friends to get boob jobs. That's my random fact.

Cameron Bay.

Simon Cowell has man tits. He needs a bro.

Serenity now

[size=18:41e6f49e4f][b:41e6f49e4f]WHY OH WHY?!?!?!?[/b:41e6f49e4f][/size:41e6f49e4f]

Jerry Seinfeld is performing here tonight and tomorrow night and I didn't even know about it...
*shoots self*

Uh oh. Someone should call PP an ambulance! or a hearse! :S

Or better yet, she should share some of what she's smoking :P


...jim

'tis good stuff!
Check you mailbox.

:wink: :P

[quote:6e6444468e="PolythenePam"]Apparently, more than 50% of women wear the wrong bra for their puppies.

Yay for the educational value of the Oprah show.[/quote:6e6444468e]

Actually, today Oprah, she said 85% of women wear the wrong size.

[color=darkblue:29617e879e]Oprah should run for President.[/color:29617e879e]

That kitty seems pretty pissed off at what you're saying.

a black female president in the US? That would be like... 18 steps. Awesome though. Oprah for president! lol

Actually I dunno if she'd be a good president... she's kind of a bit of a Martha Stewart, got great advice but probably could not do a great job of running a country.

lol this is totally random (but, i guess, that's the point) but I was thinking a couple weeks ago when there was all sorts of election talk that we should start a Passioneers Party and run for office in Canada!! We could nominate Sarah for head of the party and if we won she'd be Prime Minister. Our agenda would be to spread joy around the country, and such. Day One would be our theme song.
Random.

Yay!

That's the spirit!

I don't actually smoke anything at all, but sometimes it's fun to just let those silly loose thoughts out of your mind to make room for the new ones, you know?
:lol:

won't somebody please think of the children!!!!

Maybe the dingo ate your baby.